befronted

To confront or annoy.

"That doesn't befront me just so I get my rent money next Tuesday," George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

by Chris Mester May 21, 2004

in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

beff

To stimulate the clitoris with the tongue (from the genuine Dutch word 'beffen').

I beffed her so good, she squealed like a fire engine.

by Befborstel King January 18, 2004

bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.

ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!

by Kaldingo Balzingo January 7, 2004

Bedford Middle School

A place where children 10-14 go to get tortured for 3 years (unless your bad, in which they lock you in for another year... or two...). The cafeteria is perfect for mass destruction. There aren't hallways dedicated to each grade, so the 8th graders get to scare the shit out of 6th graders, 7th graders get made fun of cause they think they're the shit, and 8th graders get to walk around anywhere and stare down whoever the fuck they want. The teachers have to pretend like they don't hate all the rich brats, but still end up hinting to it a little. The secretaries act like they are on desperate housewives, talking shit about their coworkers and being inpatient bitches to the kids that enter.

I survived Bedford Middle School.

by Shaela Isadora November 28, 2007

i before e

... except after c

A persistent little lie.

"it's wierd how i before e except after c is always true LOL"

by _m374 May 18, 2006

chicks before dicks

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.

Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"

by jk_ December 23, 2007