Bacon Bender 

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!

Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!

Bacon Bender by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011

bacon smuggler 

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

bacon smuggler by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 12, 2006

Bacon Explosion 

A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.

Wow, that Bacon Explosion is like a porky slap to the face!

Bacon Explosion by omnomnombacon August 2, 2009

bacon burger dog 

A delicious snack/meal based from The Cosby Show. Consists of bacon, hamburger, and hotdog into a patty grilled and topped with bacon.

"Dad...I want a BACON BURGER DOG!"
-Theo Huckstable

bacon burger dog by Nick Meat July 17, 2006

bacon mudgaurds 

the outer lips of the female genitalia

look at the bacon mudgaurds on that

bacon mudgaurds by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006

Bacon Handy 

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

Bacon Handy by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

bacon condom 

The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.

Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!

bacon condom by By Kanada Scot December 3, 2013