Blast Radius

Is the level of poo all on the back and inside of the toilet after an explosive bowel movement

Dude! I ate 10 white castle's last night and dropped a huge one, the blast radius was a good 12 inches

by Ogb18 October 18, 2008

finger blast

(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.

"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."

by K- September 10, 2006

shartgun blast

an especially forceful wet fart that shoots pellets of undigested food (such as corn) into your undergarments

I bent over to pet my cat and shot my canary with a shartgun blast!

by Ogo1984 July 15, 2010

gastro blast

When you have such a huge fart that you shit in your pants and it blasts in your boxers.

Jimmy laughed so hard that he had a gastro blast.

by ryan paul May 3, 2006

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

Blart

A big 'ol fat nut

Jake: So, what were you doing last night?
Joseph: I was just having a good blart over your fit mum dude
Jake: Yummy

by CheekyGustavo October 5, 2018

Butt Blast

Anal Rape

When my bro got locked up in the joint, he got butt blasted the first night.

by Roger Beep November 5, 2003