Bedtime Pal

A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.

Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.

Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!

by RobDonan February 13, 2012

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

Bestie

A person that will always be there for you. Someone hat is a like a sister or brother to you.

Claudia is Melissa's bestie.

by Giraffo February 22, 2015

Bestie

Your Person. Your # 1.

Forever.

Jacqui and Nicki are Besties for life.

There can only be two Besties. You, and your BESTIE. There are no "groups" of besties. There are no "Three besties!"

by Nicki Young May 30, 2008

jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007

Besticles

A man's best friends. A variation on 'besties' referring to best friends.

"Hangin' out with my besticles."

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

Boy Bestie

Those Madan Gowri pundamavans who reacts heart to your girlfriends posts and comments "saataiyadi padhivu Dozhi" in all her posts just to get Bobs and Vagana pics on Snapchat when you guys are on a break.

"Kill that Boy Bestie before it lays eggs"
"Can i be your Boy Bestie and give captions for your profile pictures, Dozhi "

by grimrpr March 8, 2019