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ball sack

A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.
I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
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Suck my ball sack

1. Meaning to suck or orally have sex with ones' sack that holds the male orgy (testis).

2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.
1. After Jessica sucked my ball sack, my balls became huge after her warm mouth were on them last night.

2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!
by I AM BLACKY JESUS NIGGA February 8, 2009
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Ballsackiness

A condition that involves any sort of room or space where the ambient temperature is too high for comfort. It can be warded off by an entity known solely as the iciness factor.
John: Jack, the ballsackiness in this room is completely out of hand.

Jack: Word, john. Word.
by The Wonedaddy May 13, 2007
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Ball Sack Vent

Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.
Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.

Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?

Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.

Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.
by roeaide January 2, 2013
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Ballsacs

ballsacs: an expression of frustration or disbelief
Ballsacs! I should've strapped up when I fucked that stripper last night.
by DBack22 January 10, 2009
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Ball-sack Vinaigrette

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.
Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."
by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010
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dunkin the ball sack

I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.
by Dick Fitzentite July 8, 2009
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