Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

digital beanie babies

A synonym for cryptocurrency.

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

by weyus November 10, 2022

shower babies

When a man masturbates in the shower,

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.

by cyber thug December 22, 2008

Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.

Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...

by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011

throat babies

Ashton Chavis (mamas, lemon grab) favourite song and what he calls his fans

mamas: throwt BeyBiESS I’m Trina geve umm to yew throat babiesss
lemon crab: em Trina bust ell on yew 😈

by bigtittytiana October 26, 2020

babie

louis tomlinson.

louis tomlinson is the definition of a babie.

by youwillneverknowhehehehe September 11, 2020

Babie

LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON. That's it.

Person 1: Omg lou is my BABIE EEEEEEEE
Person 2: IKR

by Kermitmyfroggy September 23, 2020