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Assbusting

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.
Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!
by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010
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assface

noun: someone who's ass is on their face; someone who has asses on their face often; a fucktard.
WTF, this assface totally failed to drop the IP when he went Comm. Fucking fucktard.
by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003
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assface

when your face is reminiscent to onesbooty.Used in a form of mocking or social conversation. Uncommonly used as a term of endearment.
"i'll never go out with john, hes an assface"
by Clara Jane Sione October 25, 2004
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Assburgers Syndrome

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth
hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome
by pyrosef October 8, 2008
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assburger

A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.
by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011
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assbucket

a completely retarded asshole
a bucket. with an ass. for shitting.
by Kant August 12, 2005
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assault rifle

a specific type of rifle. it is fully automatic, fed by a high-capacity magazine and has a pistol grip. Assault rifles were designed to have the accuracy and power of a rifle, but the automatic fire and portability of a submachine gun. Assault rifles usually use a shortened rifle cartridge, though some do not. such as the Heckler and Koch G3 and FN FAL.
the world's most famous assault rifle is the AK-47. the first assault rifle was the Nazi-made Sturmgewehr 44.
by Awesome McAwesome October 29, 2007
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