shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 4, 2019

Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese

"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"

by Topher Down March 27, 2009

Hungry Arse

A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.

Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match

by Stato the Laird December 14, 2008

arse bandit

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"josh c is an arse bandit"

by some_guy March 29, 2005

arse marrow

A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.

1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!

by PJ January 1, 2005

chefs arse

The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.

Chef Tony was such a ratty old bastard because he had a bad case of chefs arse.

by Botty Bot Bot September 22, 2006

arse paste

The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.

The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel December 24, 2008