Apple Bagging

The act of putting one's balls in someone's asshole.

"Dude, that girl was so hot last night; I apple bagged the shit out of her."

"Mother-fucker, there will be no apple bagging tonight."

by JBDKC March 27, 2009

apple

A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.

by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 2, 2009

Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.

Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009

good apple

Basically its girls, the good apples are at the top, but many guys are afraid to climb high to get the good ones incase they fall and get hurt, so they stick close to the ground and get the crappy apples that dont last.

"Damn shes a good apple" "Be careful dude, you might fall"

by VSEM July 12, 2009

orange pineapple apple juice

the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili

JOsh: wow poobs for breakfest!
Jimi: no orange pineapple apple juice for breakfest asshole!!

by Jimi fuckin plant December 3, 2007

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

Trash Apple

Generic term which can be applied to any foodstuff which has been in the garbage.

Used in a pejorative sense to refer to one who eats said item; ie trash apple eater.

Kate tried to deny that she ate the trash apple but Marc took a picture of her fishing it out of the bin.

by Jake_Lazer July 3, 2011