The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test.
You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race!
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The amazing bulk is a 2012 action/romance movie
Hank (Jordan Lawson), an ambitious scientist, experiments with a serum designed to increase human muscle-mass and prolong life. When a thug steals his engagement ring, Hank injects the serum into himself and transforms into the Bulk.
Release date: 2013 (USA)
Director: Lewis Schoenbrun
Budget: 14,000 USD
Screenplay: Keith Schaffner
Producers: Lewis Schoenbrun, David S. Sterling
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Hank (Jordan Lawson), an ambitious scientist, experiments with a serum designed to increase human muscle-mass and prolong life. When a thug steals his engagement ring, Hank injects the serum into himself and transforms into the Bulk.
Release date: 2013 (USA)
Director: Lewis Schoenbrun
Budget: 14,000 USD
Screenplay: Keith Schaffner
Producers: Lewis Schoenbrun, David S. Sterling
100/100 rotten tomato's 10/10 imb
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Get the The amazing bulk mug.Possibly the worst musical ever. Written by the idiot composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, it's the retelling of the Bible story of Joseph, done through silly, lighthearted songs. The Pharaoh is depicted as Elvis (???), and there is a country song, a reggae song, and a Jazz song. All of these are anachronisms, as well as being incredibly stupid and contributing nothing to the story.
There are only two good things about Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat:
1. One of its songs makes fun of the French, which always gets a laugh.
2. It's short, proving that Webber wasn't completely heartless.
1. One of its songs makes fun of the French, which always gets a laugh.
2. It's short, proving that Webber wasn't completely heartless.
by RepelHistory September 18, 2005
Get the Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat mug.Something you say to make a person who gave you something mediocre seem like you think that it is the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Ex. 1:
Mom: Simon, I brought you some juice.
Simon: What kind?
Mom: Mango juice.
Simon: WOW! Thats simply amazing!!!!! Oh my gosh thank you so much, this is so great.
Ex. 2:
Waiter: Here's your water, sir.
You: Oh my gosh, that's simply amazing! Thank you so much!
Mom: Simon, I brought you some juice.
Simon: What kind?
Mom: Mango juice.
Simon: WOW! Thats simply amazing!!!!! Oh my gosh thank you so much, this is so great.
Ex. 2:
Waiter: Here's your water, sir.
You: Oh my gosh, that's simply amazing! Thank you so much!
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Get the simply amazing mug.a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple
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"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
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