The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
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