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Alpha Jerk

Falling into the second socket.The socket of death.There are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.
Jimi Hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.Alpha jerks can happen when your high.

"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."

"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"


"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."
by Jaja Binx January 29, 2009
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Alphabeat

No not the terribly poptastic Danish band. The joint top best drinking game ever. Very similar to slaps except with letters of the alphabet instead of numbers.
Game starts with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!' Consonants are represented by a slap of the shoulder which also decides the direction, while vowels are represented by putting one hand over the other, with the top hand deciding direction. If someone messes up they drink for the number of seconds that letter represents. i.e. d equals 4 seconds.Instead of counting the seconds though you must count up in letters e.g. A, B, C, D instead of 1,2,3,4. If someone messes up on 'A' however there is a 10 second drinking penalty.
Billy, Bob and Timmy (shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!

*Bob taps shoulder for 'A'*

Billy and Timmy Together: AHHHHH wanker! 'A' is a vowel! Drink for 10 seconds

Billy: You're such a retard Bob
by Colm.. March 31, 2009
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The Alphabet

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
by Black Thunder04 January 13, 2017
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Gen alpha

People born 2012-2025
Fucking gen alpha kid just beat me up in the cod chat
by My yee 2 May 2, 2021
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Alpha Sigma Tau

Alpha Sigma Tau is the best sorority around with the hottest girls who are the best drinkers dancers and partiers on the face of this planet.
Holy Shit! Those hot girls dancing on the table must be AST's! I want their hot bodies!!!
by Regan Smith May 13, 2005
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alphabet boys

any goverment agency using letters to shorten the name of said agency i.e(FBI,CIA,DEA,ATF) origin comes from mostly drug dealers who use this phrase to tell their friends about something involving one of the law enforcement branches especialy if their house is bugged few officers of the law know what this means because this word is very rarely used around anyone outside of the criminal world
"man those alphabet boys been watching me all day"
"i almost sold to an alphabet boy today
by cee19 April 23, 2009
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alphabeticality

alphabeticality- The ability of ebing in alphabetical order. an awesome word.
god knows what songs of each band you like or what you prefer considering the alphabeticality of it but its good
by Blank/Matt February 8, 2005
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