year old arizona green tea

secret term for a handie j

"hey rob, come okn over for some of my year old arizona green tea"

by bobb sagg0t May 19, 2016

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick

The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)

Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

Arizona

The hot state the wordI/word lives in.

Good lord it's fucking hot in Arizona

by Scarlet September 12, 2003

Dirty Alison

When a female makes you look into the eyes of her lizard tattoo while you orgasm

Damn dude, my baby momma made me give her a dirty alison last night.

by AnacondaAdeline June 7, 2020

Arizona Hillbilly

A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only Civil War battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies or rednecks actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do ? You profit off of it somehow someway like, garage sales or yard sales or planting a garden in your property and grow your food, or ,you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well, walk them right into your oven, whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it.

The actual true definition of an Arizona hillbilly is one who participates in the daily use of Meth. Activities such as hoarding lots of sex, group showers to name a few. All in all hanging out with an Arizona hillbilly will be a good experience.

by Ralph morning December 7, 2016

Arizona hot pocket

It’s where a guy shits in a girls pussy then fucks her

“Bro I just a Arizona hot pocket on Amiah last night”

by Doctor daddy May 31, 2018

Alison

Alison. What can we really say about her that we don't already know. Alison. Quiet but always thinking that Alison. Alison. Have you seen her wing, wing liner that is, yes you know its her when you see the clean lines and perfect angle of that wing, she, Alison, knows how to wing it. Alison. Falling asleep to Godsmack every night, this creature is truly mischievous. Alison. The Alison we know knows all but doesn't whisper much. Alison. As she sits there and reads knowing Pete is judging her she stays true to herself that Alison we know. Always true. Alison. You can here her in the spring, summer, fall (if the weather is nice) walking to her desk jingling on over in her peach flats. Alison. Honestly is there a better person than Alison? Yes, its Pete. But we always will love AliSON. SON. SON.

Don't get SONd by AliSON.

by PETTEEEEEE July 18, 2018