The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020
Get the The Alexmug. Alex (Alexandra) The name of the most jaw-dropping beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. The hardest working girl you'll ever meet, she's smart, witty and funny, romantic, probably wants to watch HIMYM with you and is an amazing cook. She is an incredibly loving person, will always be there in your time of need or darkest moments, she will hold you in her arms or brush your hair in her lap when you cry, and reassure you everything is alright. She may not be a good dancer, but when you dance under street lights and the night sky with her, it's one of the most magical moments you'll experience. She likes to teach you new things, always inspires you to do better, not for her, but for yourself and your future. She is not afraid to be herself, she takes risks, follows her heart, and is spontaneous. If you get an Alex, love her like there's no tomorrow, treat her like the Queen she is, she deserves more love than that's in the world and over.
Guy 1: "She is the sweetest person I've met"
Guy 2: "what's her name?"
Guy1: "She must be an Alex, she's just the best..."
Guy 2: "what's her name?"
Guy1: "She must be an Alex, she's just the best..."
by A_DEE November 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Alex means he or she is the best bsf you can have and have your back he or she stays quiet for the most sad moments of their life they have they try to be they self and they love the most and their freaky
by Omg these facts hoeee November 2, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 
She is the most amazing and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Any guy who meets her falls in love with her beauty and personality. Her sense of humor is biter sweet. She is a wonderful friend who is kind and generous. If you find an Alex keep her!
by Maybell116 June 14, 2018
Get the Alexmug. "What are your thoughts on Alexism?"
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
Get the Alexismmug. Alex is a very hot person. They will usually have a very large and long penis and are irresistible to women. A lot of people wish they were like Alex as he is extremely attractive compared to other people.
Hot girl 1: OMG, I just dated to Alex yesterday, he was amazing in bed because of his massive penis.
Hot girl 2: You are soooo lucky, I wish this. could happen to me and Alex will notice me.
Hot girl 2: You are soooo lucky, I wish this. could happen to me and Alex will notice me.
by realdefines.com September 19, 2020
Get the Alexmug.