alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with

Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.

by UM North Quad April 24, 2010

Alcohoism

When a woman dresses or generally behaves in a slutty fashion to get men to buy her drinks
(portmanteau of alcoholism and ho)

"Did you see that blonde at the bar?"
"See her? I bought her a drink!"
"You shouldn't support her alcohoism like that."

by deliciousbrains May 18, 2010

Aceon

Aceon is the kinda guy that flirts all the time with any girl that he can, but after all that work he finds him a girl that he can keep. He loves rap and basketball. He's a really good boxer. He is so fine, he makes every girls jaw drop over him. You will become really great friends with him even though he can be really stubborn at times keep him.If you ever meet an aceon and he likes you keep him as long as you can....... I have fallen in love with an aceon and he makes me feel like no one else has before, I care about him and I have been his friend for a long time. Aceon also likes to go by ACE because people say hid name wrong. Ace is everything a guy wants to be :).

Girl 1: OMG is he new because he's so cute!
Girl 2: Well yeah thats an Aceon, he's so perfect *drools*.

by Alyssa439143bug January 31, 2018

Alcohol

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

by Spumbag257 November 2, 2018

alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022

airplane alcohol

Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.

excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?

by Megan Pizzy White August 1, 2012

alcohol

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

by heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh March 11, 2009