Alberto

Alberto is an anti-social douchebag. He is reserved to himself and rarely ever opens up. On the good side, his humor is immaculate and people enjoy his company. He is a loving and caring dude when he wants to be. He's one of kind. He can be moody but that's what makes him special.

"wow! he's so bipolar"

"yep definitely an Alberto"

by albertoisntbipolar June 8, 2020

Alberta

Alberta. No rats. Well, most of the time. Cold for 8-10 months and either scorching hot or not quite hot enough for the rest. Snow in June and 20+ in February sometimes. Hail and mini tornadoes blow across the lands at least once or twice per year, and chinook winds make you feel like spring is coming when really you have about two months left. This is where Groundhog Day is rarely accurate and trucks rule the roads. Oil is a big industry but really, there's a lot more to it than just cold, oil and plains. The Rockies open the opportunity of skiing and snowboarding practically in your backyard, and 80% of small town raised boys are in Minor hockey. City folks pretend to be small town rednecks but really they don't know a thing about it. The stampede is annual no matter what (hell or high water). Edmonton oilers and Calgary flames, they hate each other but it's okay because despite it everything, deep down everyone knows they both suck. A great province with some major flaws but the local crowd are proud to be Albertan.

Alberta, too many words to describe this place.

by Erry bear September 5, 2013

Alberta

A walking goddess. Gorgeous like a model, funny,easy to talk to and an amazing body

guy 1: check out that girl
guy 2: thats an alberta

by Greenrose May 15, 2009

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

Albert

a complete idiotic asshole

He is such an Albert

by Alican September 9, 2006

Albert

The egg yolk word for 'Mayabang'

'Mayabang' is a Filipino word which we can translate to 'Boastful' or 'too full of himself' in English

See also: Patrick which is the egg yolk word for star.

Example: Patrick is so Albert.

by Gaybetrayer November 11, 2017

albert lyons

{Noun}
Albert Lyons or Mr Lyons, is a very nice man with a mustache who teaches Science. If you see him obey him and actually listen to him in class or I'll find you and ask you to stop being mean to him very nicely because I'm not the aggressive type :)

The boy wasn't as smart as Albert Lyons; Oh no, Mr Albert Lyons, he is on his phone again.

by Albatross studying Scientist July 3, 2019