extravulvicular activity

Cheating on your girlfriend.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't shag what's-her-tits last night, did you? If your girlfriend finds out, you're dead meat.

Guy2: What can I say? We were just having a few drinks, one thing led to another, and...yes, I guess I did engage in extravulvicular activity I'm probably going to regret.

Guy1: Was it worth it?

Guy2: Oh, hell yeah.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II October 17, 2013

buffer activity

Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.

Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.

by KillerSkorpion May 15, 2014

suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

pikey activity

Up to no good. doing things pikeys(travellers) are known for. I.e vandalizing, stealing

You up for some pikey activity tonight?

by The real jim kelly December 17, 2016

Extracurdickular activities

Jacking off

I participated in extracurdickular activities last night

by psychaotic boss May 4, 2017

Barn Activity

The act of rolling in the hay (aka sex).

Hey babe, we should do some barn activity later tonight! ;-)

by Flaring August 23, 2017

Nighttime Activities

When a male and a male goes to bed together and they are they are in the nude and its night time, one of the male puts their cock in the other male's anus and keeps thrusting until they shoot a load. Then the male gets a jar and gets some of his cum in it and puts the jar in the fridge for 1 hour. Once the hour is up, one of the male gets a plate and try to scoop the frozen cum on the plate. After one of the male have to put the frozen cum on front of their neighbors door and go back to sleep.

Me and John did some Nighttime Activities. It was fun.

by Iliekcake October 1, 2017