Ash Ketchup

A type of Ketchup. ...Or an eternal 10-year-old pokémon trainer.

Hey, you want some Ash Ketchup?

by TapCat February 10, 2021

Ash moment

That moment when someone DC's from a voice channel and reconnects.

*Joins Discord channel*
*Disconnects while speaking*
*reconnects*
Now THAT was an Ash moment!

by MasterR3C0RD March 30, 2021

Ash Ketchum

Ash is the "hero" of anime series Pokemon. I'm sure you've noticed that his last name sounds like "Catch 'em", a phrase used often in the show. He is incredibly dim, idiotic, and has no idea how to raise his Pokemon. If he didn't have Misty and Brock traveling with him he'd probaly be dead.

Ash Ketchum sucks at battling but somehow always ends up getting a Gym Badge.

by Miss. Self. Destruct. September 16, 2008

Ash it

Cleaning out a bowl from a pipe. Either because the person before couldn't bong it, or the ash gets stuck in a pipe and needs to be cleaned, therefore ashing it.

I am not going to cash it when it is already burned. Just ash it out so we can pack a fresh one.

by sdw17 October 13, 2008

Ash-ass

a chick from England who believes she's the shit and front in everybodies face. She ie similar to an internet gangsta and aol internet gangsta she has make sockpuppets to praise her work on art and fanfiction sites. She is also known as VERY talentless and has taken to stealing other peoples artwork and re-coloring them. Ash-ass also has a tendancy of having "tradgic" stories to tell every week that ranges from family members sick to neighbor dying...This no talented chick is in serious need of mental help and therefore has many internet personalities and different talents!

Sammychan: My grandmother is in the hospital but here's a new picture i draw while in the hospital *picture of an edit*

IceDeath: You didn't draw that its an edit from some anime character ash-ass blanked.

Not-Sammychan: Your just jealous she has better talent that you don't

IceDeath: What? *has no idea what the puppet is talking about*

by IceDeath Shinigami March 14, 2007

ash dick

The penis of a chain smoker. Frequent smoking spurs the transformation of the penis from a robust, healthy, beautiful aspect of the anatomy to a grey, pock-marked, tiny, and feeble object. The most severe cases of ash dick result in a nearly complete disintegration of the penis during intercourse.

Kelly: Wtf is that grey dust all over your crotch?
Angie: Um...well...I slept at Steve's last night...if you know what I mean
Kelly: Steve? The guy who smokes 10 packs a day?
Angie: I swear he is super dope! He just kinda has an ash dick...

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

Ash Nazg

Literally, in the language of Mordor, "the one ring." Can be found in the ringspell chanted by Gandalf in the council of Elrond.

Ash Nazg durbatuluk.
(One Ring to rule them all.)

by BernyPark April 13, 2004