Carl Asaba

Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".

Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.

by morgangills March 31, 2008

Gen Asagiri

A mentalist who kinda has a karen haircut but is still lowkey hot. He also really loves coke.

Gay for Senku. If you don’t ship SenGen you have a mental illness.

You: Yo whos that cute guy who’s chugging coke?

Senku: Thats my husband, Gen Asagiri.

by Keesws3469 March 2, 2022

Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.

I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009

Stung as a Rat

When your really high on weed.

"Dude I'm stung as a Ratttt! , I cant even move"

"i'm stung as a rat"

"Dude look at your eyes... i bet your stung as a rat."

(on xbox box live) "man im just sitting here playing xbox stung as a rat"

by budweiser drinker January 26, 2010

Chill as a Honeycomb

The act of being and or doing honeycomb, while expressing the natural virtues of the honeycomb, can be traced back to the days when honeycomb. Has been used in the settings of Beaverdam, Luke Court. Can be used as adjective, noun, verb,preposition, colon, semi colon, clause, infinitive, subject, pronoun, adverb, and B&*%#@!.

See Gourds
See Rainbowz
See Brian Peppers
See Chili Palmer

1."Chill as a Honeycomb?"

2."Lets go find some Honeycomb."

3."Brian Peppers is Chill as a Honeycomb."

4."Hey, Want to go Chill as a Honeycomb...Fence."

by Pedophiles United May 9, 2010

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012