yank

Yet another term for masturbation, as for the more aggressive, it’s less of a “stroke” and more of a “yank”. Asserts dominance.

Bro, it’s been three fucking days. I need to go for a fucking yank.

by SneakyNeek July 19, 2021

Yanking Dough

When you have masturbated so many times that your sick is completely soft but you keep going.

Person1: “bro I was jacking off so much last night I ended up just yanking dough.”

by Sassy Hitler July 22, 2021

let me get a yank

A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.

Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick

Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?

by Sluzzledude August 14, 2021

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

Yanked

When someone's so chopped its foul. Originates from a crazy looking slick back.

Damn did you see her? She's fucking yanked bro.

by munch300000 January 11, 2025

Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.

Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...

by seachips January 24, 2025

Yanked It

To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.

The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation

Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”

Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”

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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”

Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”

by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024