tool

Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."

Celebrity 1: Hey, man! I've picked my kid's name!

Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome! What is it?

Celebrity 1: Yugi! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great!?

Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome! (Thinking: I dub thee tool! Congratulations...)

by slashfairy August 19, 2007

tool

A means to an end. an object to achive a goal

i used a hammer(a "tool") to reconstruct my dick.
i used a soldier (a "tool") to fight my dirty war
i used tool (the band) to realise who i was

by mike & roZ August 17, 2006

Tool

3 Diffrent meanings

1.Sears department stores are the exclusive seller's of Craftsman tool's(Tool: wrench, saw, screwdrivers, etc.)

2.a Man or Woman who's a dipshit

3.a Shitty-annoying ass rock band fronted by a buttface named Maynard James Keenan

Tool has 3 diff meanings

by Joe Smith 2 January 17, 2008

Tool

someone who thinks there cool,a poser. Every Girl falls for the Tools even though they suck

me: have you heard of MxPx
tool:yeah arn't they really heavy

example # 2

random person: alice cooper is creepy
tool:how could you find alice cooper creepy

by hxcsteve May 21, 2009

Tool

A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!

by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009

tool

A guy who wears flip-flops.

I don't know, but he must be a tool.

by Amous July 12, 2010

tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

by fatcupcake July 26, 2010