Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

cutting the wire

To finish something close to it's deadline

Bryant was cutting the wire on his final project, he wasn't sure he was going to finish in time.

by aaronstone59847 May 28, 2018

Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger

"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025

Wire

pretty much a string

my sunglasses are held to my neck with wire

by notdrspaceman December 14, 2021

wacky wire

A wire that is cut so that the actual wire is exposed. This is done so that a person can use a pod from a vape without the battery. The wire endings are placed on the metal receptors in order to activate the coils that vaporize the juice

Dave was feining so he decided to use a wacky wire on his pod.

by Amazinga May 17, 2023

Wire Bungus

When your poops are really thin like wires.

"Bro i got some serious wire bungus rn"

by Extendedmeme September 23, 2020

Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.

Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022