When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see
by rog43 October 31, 2022
Get the kamikaze jerkmug. Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
Get the Murder Jerkingmug. So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.
John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.
by isellfeetpicshmu July 16, 2020
Get the homepage jerkmug. Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Butter Jerkmug. Person 1: Man last night was crazy!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
by Conbradyor June 20, 2010
Get the toilet jerkmug. A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!
Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.
by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011
Get the slam and jerkmug. The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.
by MissLadySky June 20, 2016
Get the Tear-jerkingmug.