by THEYEETREAPER69 April 12, 2022

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier
Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!
by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..
Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems
(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems
(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023

by dickinyourbooty October 1, 2021

When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
by sdcfvbghnjmnhbgfvdcdvfbgnhm November 15, 2016

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Teacher: Class today i will be showing you how the packers suck
Children: YAY GO VIKINGS
Packers fan:BOOO go pack go
Shotgun: BANG BANG
Children: YAY GO VIKINGS
Packers fan:BOOO go pack go
Shotgun: BANG BANG
by Cassual_gamer September 29, 2020
