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suckcalf 

the execution of a lynch mobs reaction to a kiddie fiddler from within the village. (Ireland in the 40's to present day)
The guilty person would be stripped naked, bound by the wrists and gagged, the rope is then thrown over a beam in a barn & a young calf is let in at the swinging man whose feet are 6-8" off the ground.
The calf will eventually find the mans penis and think it is a teet. when the calf recives no milk he gives the pelvic area a head-butt., the calf will persist (all night) this may sound nice for the first 1 or 2 mins. but after 20 the calf is running the full length of the barn to head-butt the fiddler resulting in the pelvis, legs & spine being shattered and the person dead (if he is lucky)...
if he keeps up an intrest in that young girl he is heading for a suckcalf!
suckcalf by suckcalf September 22, 2005
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sucker son

1. Son of a sucker; a gullible person.

2. Another saying for someone who is a "son of a bitch". A person infamous for foul play, party pooper, and/or a downer.
Don't invite that sucker son to the party, he's going to ruin it for everyone.
sucker son by trinh nguyen January 11, 2008

sucking blueberries

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

sucks 360 

When something "sucks all the way around", i.e., 360 degrees.
Sorry about your wife, man. That sucks 360. Should we go teach him some respect?
sucks 360 by JK@M9 March 19, 2010

sucker duckers

fly ass glasses made by Debbie the Glass Lady
Archbishop Don Magic Juan aka the Chairman of the Board of Famous Players EVERYWHERE just got a new pair of sucker duckers to match his iced out bible. chuuuch
sucker duckers by anonypimp December 17, 2010

sucklemental income 

Any extra income earned from sucking dick, performing fellatio, smoking the pole, playing the skin flute or whatever YOU and your click may call it. This type of income is generally not from your primary job/career rather, from blowing crank on the side.
Edgar: Damn girl! How can you afford such a nice ass car on your minimum wage job?

Evelia : Oh, I've been earning a sucklemental income on the corner of Guadalupe and 17th by gargling meat sticks.