lay one traumatic 

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

lay one traumatic by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Moby for one 

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow.
Someone: Moby For One?
Someone: sure….

Moby for one by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Day one 

Been there since the beginning; through the bad times

That's my day one homie.

Day one by Badboyx May 21, 2015

no one understands me 

what emo kids say alot.

no one understands me... :(

no one understands me by sooduhnim May 3, 2010

Twenty One Pilots

A band containing two people that make music with happy melodies yet emo, heartbreaking lyrics. Do not fit to any genre of music, and will have you sitting on a rainbow for one song and riding through the fiery depths of hell on a tricycle in the next. A name that can and will never be spelled with the number 21. A fandom in which everyone refers to lead singer Tyler Joseph as a "smol bean" and drummer Josh Dun as a "cinnamon roll".

"You should listen to Twenty One Pilots!"
"Oh, what genre is it?"
"I'm gonna go."

Twenty One Pilots by emodemon February 29, 2016

shook one 

Phrase invented by east coast rappers Mobb Deep to signify someone who acts hardcore until they actually have to deal with the reality of "the life of diamonds and guns". A coward who is shaken up by the harshness of innner city life.

"He ain't a crook, son. He just a shook one." - Mobb Deep

shook one by Wooten July 10, 2004

Horse One In 

Inserting ones rather large manhood into a women's vagina.

Oliver; "Mate, I really fancy that bird"
Chun; "Why don't you just horse one in?"

Horse One In by charlialexander January 27, 2009