Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020

Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Blue Eyes, Hypnotize

In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.

You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.

Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"

by blue eyes hypnotizer October 10, 2022

Park in your eye

An exceptional driver and parker. Would park in the eye of a needle.

"That one would park in your eye"

by Urbanchance April 2, 2019

Chuck a su-ey

A humorous, euphemistic way to refer to the act of committing suicide. It is a play on the Australian slang expression "chuck a u-ey" for a u-turn. It is used typically by teens to be able to address the taboo topic rather than avoiding the negative stigma.

"Ugh I have 7 exams in the next week, makes me wanna really chuck a su-ey"

by bud1y November 15, 2018

The Cyclops with Pink Eye

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.

"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."

by JA1995 August 19, 2018

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016