calm your life

calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.

"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"

"Calm your life!...We'll make it."

by calianony2 December 28, 2009

drugged out in life

When you take drugs when you aren't supposed to, and that defines you for the rest of your life.

He really got into the 60's. One could say he drugged out in life.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

casual life shitting

When you've become so close with someone that you can shit on each other's lives without anyone taking offense.

My brother and I are so close that casual life shitting has become completely normal in my house.

by pegasus1231 May 14, 2014

carved out life

when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you

Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life

by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 4, 2009

real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.

"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."

by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009

HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

When u wanna know how to save a life.

OH NO! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!

by GANGSTABEN1234 October 15, 2018

Ruin my life

Make me catch feelings

I want her to ruin my life

by Icanandiwill69420 July 4, 2021