vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

Expresso Bean

Adderall or some form of substitute, usually taken in the morning like coffee

I just popped a expresso bean bro it got me going...

by EyelidCinema October 28, 2023

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023

Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023

quarter bean

When your dad is 1/2 a bean and your mom is white.

Carlos isn't as good of a swimmer as Juan because he's only a quarter bean

by Psyfury November 4, 2023

Beans

beans

beans

by anonymous November 4, 2023

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023