The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.
Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.
cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.
Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.
I did a bag n gag last with that crack whore. Man my wanker smells today.
Deal - With - A - Nigga. Often used as an abbreviation for the phrase "I ain't trying to Deal With A Nigga.", which refers to an individual who does not want to put up with an African American for any variation of shortcomings or mistakes made by said African American.
"I went to Mcdonald's and told them specifically not to put pickles on my burger, and you'll never guess what I found on my burger. Pickles. I told the guy at the drive-thru, I ain't tryin' to deal with a nigga. D.W.A.N.!"
What Junglists listen to and is an underground music genre and should stay that way. Consists of breakbeats and basslines..
Bow...BOW...Bow... <--- bass line welling up bmpCHkahbkhBHKCHKAHKbhKcvhakhkachak *real drum sample: CHK A CHUK CHUK!!!* back to main break... bmpCHkahBKhbkHCHKAKK???!!!! BmmCHKHKH! Big up!!
When you are so drunk that you can not make it to the bathroom, because of some crippling circumstance, so you are forced to open your bedroom door and piss in the hallway.
John: I HAVE TO PISS
Woody: The bathroom light is out John.
John: DAMMIT.
John opens the door and sticks his dick out and proceeds to piss in the hallway
Woody: John what the hell are you doing??
John: I'M PISSING!!!
This is referred to a Dick 'n Piss