Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

Mexican shovel

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out

Damn he did that Mexican shovel last night

by Iabeiwhshsjsvsjisbsjwebwn81828 November 22, 2021

Mexican mud-bogging

When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.

My wife wanted to spice things up so I took her Mexican mud-bogging.

by Jrt2016 January 15, 2017

Mexican French

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.

American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"

by An Honest Black Guy October 06, 2021

Mexican Sweater

Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.

I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.

by Entrapment Evasion 101 April 11, 2022

Reverse Mexican

Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.

by X7MCB May 13, 2023

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property

The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch

by Passdadrip June 05, 2023