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moneymoon

the stage of a relationship when all the other person can see is all the shit they can buy and later finds out what an asshole they married
After her moneymoon is over she'll be banging the pool boy/tennis instructor/golf pro
by greensocool March 23, 2021
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moneystuck

When you daze or fantasize about making or having money; lost in ones thoughts of their financial success
“Steven was moneystuck for a few days after wining the lottery for the 7th time in his life”
by Dutch Flexington May 27, 2021
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Moneyboss

Moneyboss is the Number 1 Anime Rapper who keeps leaving
My favorite song from Moneyboss is Akihabara Flex
by repxer June 1, 2021
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MoneyMoon

The blissful and harmonious post-squeeze period of life that apes will enjoy after HODL-ing.
After I hit my $500k floor, the real MoneyMoon begins. Bring on the lambo!
by apestogetherstrong June 20, 2021
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Moneymatician

Slang.
An expert in or student of currency.
One who knows how to manifest money from seeming nothing-ness by reorganizing one’s own budget; Working, leveraging conventional financial credit, reorganizing debt, investing, and any other means of sustaining financial survival for a short time or as a perpetuating mode of existence.
This I can tell you. Your boy was a real moneymatician, he could juggle money like no tomorrow, he knew all the tricks to stretch a dollar. One time he was paying a bill to a company on the west coast of the country by sending a check in the mail, he had me deliver a check to the post office on the east coast at 3pm on Friday afternoon.

Later I asked him why if it was due the following Monday he’d had my self send it so close to the due date with it most probably not reaching the bill collector in time, and he explains:

“ it’s a simple kind of magic. It was post marked before the due date. It will most likely sit at the post office all weekend, the. Monday , it will begin the 5 day journey across country where it will sit for the weekend again, then be received by the collector, then be processed and deposited, and if all these things take roughly 3 days, that gives us 2 extra weeks before they withdraw the money. I’m expecting to receive a check next week, so the money shall be there.”
by SwankyNameHere July 12, 2021
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Moneyamorous

characterized by or involved in the practice of engaging in multiple romantic (and typically sexual) relationships, with the consent of all the people involved as long as they have fat stacks!!
Hey bro. I thought your girl was a lesbian?
Naw she’s moneyamorous and I got fat stacks
by T.F.M. August 16, 2021
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moneyamorous

Moneyamorous communities emphasize materials, goods and boats over gender in their money-partner relationships.
Hey bro isnt your girl a lesbian?
Naw man. She’s moneyamorous, and I got fat stacks.
by T.F.M. August 16, 2021
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