Sandy homecoming

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

faux home button

The new Home button on the iPhone 7. It's just an indent in the screen glass. On iPhones prior to version 7, the Home button was a physical button that moved when pressed. The faux home button relies on vibration to simulate a press.

Apple Fan: "I love my new iPhone 7!"
Sentimental Person: "I remember when the iPhone had actual buttons! Not that faux home button nonsense..."
Apple Fan: "You're just jealous."

by saycreative September 16, 2016

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

slutty home wrecker

A girl who tries to sleep with everyone but nobody wants to because she probably has an STD. Someone who likes to ruin relationships that have nothing to do with her because she can't let go of someone who doesnt want her anymore.

Someone who can't let go of the past and has huge parties and invites guys who has faithful girlfriends but doesn't let their girlfriend come with because she "hates" her by really she's just jealous of her.

Teagen is a slutty home wrecker.

by Ms123 July 30, 2016

going home

When you tell your friends youre going home but instead end up at wonoo's house

Example
Jane: hey im going home now

by Wonoo July 25, 2017

stay home to the mickey

mickey

we stay home to the mickey

by sareta September 21, 2017