dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")

Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!

by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009

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splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

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My dick

A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole

My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole

by Glorioushole December 20, 2016

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trick on dick

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money

Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club

by godchef May 27, 2010

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When a male has a so called period. they will turn into a complete dick for a while just like a woman, short tempered total TWAT, advantage over women is that the males period (dick season) does not have any messy red bits ;)
Depending on how much of a dick you are dick season will not last too long, also depends on who the people are around you
dick season happens totally randomly, you can be in a great mood and suddenly flip bad
enjoy :)

He was fine with me 10mins ago, we was kissing and everying and then he just went in a mood and called me a slag, think he is on dick season

by kmelton2011 June 15, 2011

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Dick neck

A form of man cleavage. The wearing of low rise jeans in order to expose the base of the penis. The male response to females wearing low cut tops.

Hey broseph, your DICK NECK's really been turning heads tonight." "Suzie, did you see Tommie tonight? He sure is showing a lot of DICK NECK... I'm practically running down my leg!

by Kremsley Furgleberger November 29, 2010

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