cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

BEAN

Adjective:// synonym for ‘space cadet’/to describe someone who is somewhat spaced out/ not mentally coherent in conversation

Paul-“On a scale of one to bean how stoned are you”

Hunter-“ MR Bean”

by Ringbone9 March 16, 2020

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

vannila bean

The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night

"I caught another vannila bean last night!"

by Purplefluffballsofdoom October 28, 2013

Smol Bean

Elise bauman

Elise is such a smol bean

by Negovanman trash August 17, 2019

Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek September 20, 2015

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023