1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes

When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".

Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard

by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021

beer bottle bitch

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS

by issys mom September 24, 2021

Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021

one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.

Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.

by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021

Harry Batten

Harry’s loves a good sesh, but the one thing he loves more than a general sesh…. Is a sesh that lasts for days and days😏
Harry will teach you lessons that no one else can. He’s always there for you when you need him and he’ll forever have your back…. Even if you piss him off. You can’t count on Harry Batten

You know that sesh head, Harry Batten? Yeh he’s actually so sweet and always does his best for you.

by Sesh ‘Ed Luke November 23, 2021