drugged out in life

When you take drugs when you aren't supposed to, and that defines you for the rest of your life.

He really got into the 60's. One could say he drugged out in life.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

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Past Love Life

People who a person has originally had sex with or kissed.

Skylar’s past love life is pretty much easy to explain because in the past she and Kai have kissed.

by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

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A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

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carved out life

when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you

Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life

by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 4, 2009

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real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.

"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."

by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009

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