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St. John Ambulance Recruits

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing
"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"
by owobutuwu March 11, 2021
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John Matthew Wadington Fetish

"I am attracted to a guy name John"
"She must have the John Matthew Wadington fetish"
by Yourmum2112 June 22, 2019
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John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.
Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!
by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011
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beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.
"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."
by Tony John C October 10, 2007
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John Jay Middle School

A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!
"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."
by NoCapsNoSpaces July 2, 2016
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Going full John Oliver

Several reddit subs have been going full John Oliver to protest unpopular site changes.
by winter_storm June 21, 2023
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