off the heezy

phrase describing anything that sexually arouses the one saying it

"Yo dawg, that dildo be off the heezy"

by Dying Anna May 26, 2003

off boobs

If you're 'off boobs' then you've drunk to the stage where you lose the plot and do things that would seem outrageous and unacceptable where you sober.

Policemen: Excuse me, why did you just brick that granny's window?
NK: Cos off boobs init
Policemen: Well I'm going to have to take you into custody
NK: Fuck that you daft cunt, I'm bailing..
*NK then runs int toot wall*

by NK_Manz October 21, 2010

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

Rubbin Off The Paint

Scratching off serial numbers of weapons. Any real n***a knows what this means.

Rubbin Off The Paint, smokin' dank got a uzi in my lap i let it bang.

by Lil Loot November 1, 2017

Knuckling one off

When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off

Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy

by Bigdickballer420 July 25, 2017