Mayonnaisephobia.

The fear of mayonnaise.

Me: Im seriously afraid of mayonnaise, i think its going to kill me, not even playing...I have mayonnaisephobia.

Other person: *grabs mayonnaise.*

by Kattheripper. April 26, 2011

Maykell

Absolutely awesome guy who everyone loves and you more likely don't want to mess with. Very smart person who can learn anything with out even try to Spanish Dude. A great athlete, plays the Guitar and every other instrument, great friend, a great boyfriend and freaking amazing lover. As a friend...Amazing,
as an enemy...you better beg for forgiveness.

Girl: Have you heard about that Maykell guy?
Girl 2: OMG he is totally cute!.
Girl: He and Jordan got into an argument the other day.
Girl 2: did they fight?
Girl: No but Maykell made Jordan look like a total Jerk in front of everybody

by Pickmaster June 1, 2011

Baby Mayonnaise

Sperm or the act of cumming.

You just ate a whole bowl of baby mayonnaise.

by McGoogles October 23, 2008

Jack Mayo

To use semen as a lubrecant in masturbation
it could be stored in a fridge, or be used imediatly, if feeling resilliant

Person 1 "Why the fuck is the sperm in the fridge?!"
Person 2 "For a Jack Mayo..."

by Wallyswapple January 14, 2009

Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

by Natalie December 9, 2003

mayra

she is so tempting, sweet, honest, natural, intelligent, and bbbeeaauuttiiffuulllll!!!!!

when I see her my heart beats really fast as if I was going to drop dead. Her name rushes through my head like when the most money in the world. That girl was perfectly made in the most astounding way.

by Anthony February 27, 2004

Mayia

A Beautiful, Smart, Kind and thoughtful person. Mayia is trustworthy and loved by everyone. She is very creative and witty and always knows what to say or do in any situation, social or non social. Mayia is who everyone wants to be around because of her positive attitude.

I love Mayia

by UrbbanKid May 12, 2014