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Core Water 

An expensive ass water that just tastes like sink water.
Guy: Buys Core Water "Wow this tastes like shit." Girl: "How do you know how shit tastes like?"
Guy: 😑
Core Water by Biggppenerygy69 February 10, 2020

Ultra Water 

Water so good that it’s addictive.
Bob: can you get enough of that Ultra Water, Frank?
Frank: No, give me MORE! I need more!

Dick Water 

You suck or smell really bad
Hey dick water named max pass the ball
Dick Water by Dirtonmyboots March 9, 2020

Tooth water 

Similar to night water, water you drink straight from the tap after brushing your teeth, and it tastes like the freshest mountain spring, and like god himself blessed it upon you. It must come straight from the tap however, and cannot be drunk from a glass/cup/mug.
person 1: hey bro when did you brush your teeth last night?
person 2: about 9:30, and had a nice drink of tooth water
Tooth water by DGYLLEANN May 13, 2020

Cold water Transition 

Sudden shocking transition.
Transition to the complete opposite.
Being happy right now and suddenly feeling a strong sense if sadness is a cold water transition.

The Water Cycle 

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.