Urban Dictionary Website

A site used for listing disgusting and crude words.

*WARNING* Not for anyone under the age of 18.
May include sexual inuendos, sexual references, vile and explicit decriptions.

"It has come to my attention that the once great dictionary of the urban world has been defiled. Not because of the great creators, nay, because of the throng of FREAKING SICKOS!"
-Great Philosipher
John: "Urban dictionary website is for pervs!"

Mary: "I'll never let my children goto Urban Dictionary Website!"
by Anthony Pollard November 1, 2006
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Keith Urban Sprawl

When a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. A large amount of them have the look of Keith Urban. They have some kind of fancy haircut and they're always overdressed. They like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. If they aren't gay, they're into tall pasty white Irish women with red hair and no tits.
Rick: "I saw two men buttfucking near the community church the other day. I ain't ever seen anything like that in this small town."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."
by John Planet August 21, 2007
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Retards who publish pornographic, offensive definitions, and then turn down a beautiful definition of my wife's name that was in no way offensive or sexually perverted.
by DaKine1981 February 3, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Cheat

A dishonest way to have your own word published:

1) Invent your word or phrase.
2) Log in as an editor.
3) Keep pressing Publish / Don't Publish / I Don't know until you reach your word.
4) Press Publish on your word. (Very important)
5) Log out, then log in again using a different account.
6) Repeat as necessary. 3-4 times usually will do.
7) Enjoy.
Frustrated over his word not getting published, BubX decided to use the Urban Dictionary Cheat. Fortunately, not very many people have figured out this glitch....until now.
by BubX August 11, 2010
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A form or hubris manifesting on Urban Dictionary, in which people write down the names of “friends” (themselves) and describe a singular person, flagrantly ignoring Urban Dictionary rules and guidelines.

If the subject is male, a mention of the measure of his penis is not out of the question. If female, expect the description “pretty" and "nice."
Urban Dictionary Arrogance is widespread, with about 40% of entries reviewed by editors being UDA or UDTT.
Current examples are Kevin, Sam, Jill, etc.

The converse is Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking.
PlutoRoman: (reading) Avery-
Absolutely amazing, & perfect in every way. Has huge dick.
"Wow, he is really Avery. You are lucky to have him as a boyfriend."

PlutoRoman: (clicks "Don't Publish" button)

PlutoRoman: More urban dictionary arrogance.
by PlutoRoman June 14, 2010
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urban survival syndrome

Of or relating to a "kill or be killed" mentality pertaining to the inherent fear that residents of crime-prone areas have of each other. This fear-thy-neighbor mentality causes individuals to feel they have no way of protecting themselves from crime or violence, except by killing anybody who threatens or harasses them.

Such mentality is usually the result of living in violent, crime-prone (typically inner-city) areas for long periods of time and/or watching too much television (no joke).

"Urban survival syndrome" has been used as a legal defense sporadically throughout American history but was first invoked in Texas (go figure) in 1993 by a black youth named Daimion Osby. Osby had been shooting craps with a group of people and had collected a hefty wad of cash ($400). Osby then violated the etiquette rules of street craps by trying to abandon the game without giving the other players a chance to win some of their money back.

Marcus Brooks, who had suffered considerable losses during the game, threatened to "get" Osby as he walked off. With the help of cousin Willie, M. Brooks attempted to shake down Osby during a basketball game, resulting in a fight that was ultimately broken up by police. Osby was again confronted by the duo while in his car sitting at a traffic light; the Brooks brandished a shotgun and tried to force Osby to pull over, but he fled. After a final uneventful confrontation in a public park, Osby purchased a .38 caliber handgun and started carrying it with him for protection.

While conversing with a woman on the curb one evening, Osby was accosted by the Brooks duo for one final time. The Brooks drove their car onto the curb, hitting Osby. They then got out of the car and began assaulting him using their fists. At this point Osby drew his gun and killed one of the Brooks cousins with a single shot to the head. As the surviving cousin attempted to retreat to the car to retrieve the handgun that was stored inside, Osby aerated his assailant's skull with a single shot to the head as well.

At his first trial his attorneys claimed the double homicide was an act of self-defense in the name of urban survival--if he hadn't shot them, they would have returned to threaten, harass or kill him later. Amusingly enough Osby's attorneys tried to convince the jury that anybody having to fight off black men would probably react similarly in fearing for their life; given the statistics, there's a lot of reason to believe black men are scary. But even more amusingly, the defense succeeded (to some degree).

There was no verdict; the jury was hung because one of two black jurors on the panel believed Osby had acted in self-defense. Prosecutors vowed a retrial.

The Fifth Amendment of the Constitution provides for protection against retrials; unless the defendant appeals a guilty verdict, he cannot be tried for the same crime twice (except being tried in both civil and criminal court). However, a hung jury does not prove conclusive--he was neither convicted nor acquitted, so he was fair game for a retrial.

The retrial was held and the "urban survival" plea was not repeated; Osby was found guilty and received an automatic life sentence, as prosecutors had decided before the second trial to not seek the death penalty.
No example provided for "Urban Survival Syndrome."
by Siegfried Zaga July 15, 2008
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