Simp

Joe Bond Rodriguez

You spend an hour and a half talking to your bird with your piece out when you should be making the enchantment table room... Nasty simp

by Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2020

Simp

Not Jason Tyler

He’s a simp.

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020

SIMP

Jonah Weinfurter

Damn, it's a simp!

by jaydenerli13N April 29, 2020

Simp

A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.

Christian Campo is a simp

by Brickhead0011 February 27, 2020

Simp

1. When a man will do anything for a girl in exchange for nothing even if he is friendzoned.

2. When a man throws his friends under the bus for a girl.

3. Carson Katz from Corinth Holder High School

Damn bro Carson Katz really being a Simp for louren even though she friendzoned him.

by @big_herm_824 March 5, 2020

Simp

Short for the famous fox series "The Simpsons".

Who's your favorite member of the Simp family?

by frigginlit March 11, 2020

Simp

A male individual who befriends a girl (or tries to) in order to get in between her panties. They also share similar traits to cucks, being that they would still attach themselves to their 'target' even though they experience constant rejection and ill treatment from them.

This can lead to disastrous consequences for the simper and/or the simple.

Recent studies have shown that simps usually gain their social skills from weeb anime. They get to a stage where they desire a real waifu that transcends a screen/lovedoll but have no real life social skills, so end up frightening or getting abused by the opposite sex.

Normal guy: Hey dude, seeing anyone lately?

Simp: Yeah, I'm seeing this one girl, she has a boyfriend but I know she's waiting for the right time to be with me.

Normal guy: Dude, you need to wake up. You sound like a full blown simp.

by Manlikecarlos September 3, 2021