smoitey Peter

Often referring to the groin area of a male which is sweaty, oily and small.

He seems to be having a bad day

Why?

Idk he might have a smoitey Peter

by Negrophobicman October 24, 2023

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Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!

"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."

by thebrddd November 21, 2023

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sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023

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brodey peterson

Brodey Peterson is a nice young fellow. If he sees a woman he will use his wee wee to impress her. He claims to be the new edp445 and is packing 12 inches. He is a sweat at Roblox and Fortnite. He is a white male who enjoys calling African Americans slurs and nice names. He uses a vibrator towards hentai.

Brodey Peterson is so hot

by Kneegus November 27, 2023

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