I'll Just Flat Stanley

When the situation is awkward or you dislike the idea of something due to it being awkward or unusual; you then feel as you become paper thin or a cardboard cut out.

"I'll just Flat Stanley." Eric said after the joke flipped.

by NerdEmperor14 March 3, 2026

I'll say

used to express emphatic agreement.

Person 1: That was a good landing
Person 2: I'll say!

by Arminkshipper March 9, 2025

I'll kill him if I see him

Ha! You'd better hurry up! You know? Cus you're not going to be able to see anything pretty soon here! Right!? Because of the deterioration!? Ahahahaha!

Dan Crenshaw "I'll kill him if I see him!"

Hym "Hahaha! Great! I'll probably start with you and DeSantis if I'm being honest so... Go ahead. Go kill him. You're running out of time. Saves me the trouble of doing it. Go forth Dan-Kun!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

I'll think about it

A polite way for parents to tell their child "No" to something.
Oftentimes this gives the kid false hope that the parent has a chance of saying "yes".

Kid (Who is 10): Can I have GTA5?
Parent: I'll think about it.
Kid: Okay, hopefully you're gonna be fine with it!

by Grabacr March 29, 2025

I'll Pay You

I'll Pay You

I'll Pay You

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

i'll take it luv

on May 9th, Twitter user "ind¡go" @kxltist, now going by @imort6lp6r6doxx, was exposed by multiple of their ex-mutuals for asking them for money 24/7, even when they said they didn't have any money or were low on cash. they would spend every hour of the day going into their mutuals messages and asking for money and wouldn't stop even if they didn't get a response back. the phrase "i'll take it luv" refers to them asking their ex-mutual, @hnoceur, for money, and when their ex-mutual said they only had $4 left after spending most of their money on dinner, they said "i'll take it luv", offering to take their ex-mutuals last $4.

they'd often say they needed the money for ubers, trains, buses, food, appointments, etc. but she was exposed by her ex-bfs family for spending the money on drugs, fent, and weed.

"hey can I borrow some money for a ride?"
"sorry i only have $4 to my name I just spent on all on dinner :("
"I'll take it luv"

by anbyburger May 11, 2025

I'll get my get back

Something you say to convey that you will return to doing what you were doing and even get revenge.

André is attempting to curb stomp his little sister's bullies.

Teachers and the school R.O. step in and prevent him from continuing.

André: "I'll get my get back"!

by 2ndHandStomps May 12, 2025