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my cat scratched me 

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.
“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”
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A very large cat that gets you all dem hoes
lonely man : I have no hoes I'm very sad.
Pimp man: then try a pimp cat!
pimp cat by CamoCat325 April 9, 2022

peek-a-boo cat 

n: when one's penis reverts into the pubic region via shrinkage, thus creating a peek-a-boo effect, whereas the penis becomes concealed one moment and visible the next; usually occurs in the event of a cold submersion, the presence of fat bitches, FUPA(S), and/or nauseating wenches.
Joe didn't want to go skinny dipping, because he was afraid of exposing his peek-a-boo cat.
peek-a-boo cat by TWCstuntin July 27, 2010

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

Play with the cat 

A code phrase/name for smoking marijuana or being high that originated in Northern Virginia. The word "cat" be modified to use in many different ways as a noun, verb, or adjective. See example sentences for guidance.
I'm going to go play with the cat.

Yo, I'm so catty right now.

I have some dank cat treats to share.

Do you want to cat?

Can I buy some cats?
Play with the cat by freakererererer November 22, 2016

Rachel’s dead cat Geno 

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.
Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”