cum drum 

1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass

Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.

cum drum by Sasquatch Johnson June 27, 2007

cum scooper 

The skin on the end of some mammalian penii which is used to scoop cum out of a mate's vagina

cum scooper by Anonymous October 3, 2003

cum-pergade 

A slang word for when a man fires off some knuckle children to some titties before he has to do something for his flatt chested, diaper smelling, orangatang looking wife

Hey Brad, how are the wife and kids? Hey, by the way, you think I can borrow that "Moms with D's" video so i can go on a cum-pergade before I gatta pick up the kids from school?

cum-pergade by syyy October 25, 2006

cum bucket 

A (gay) man that enjoys ejaculating onto/ being ejaculated on by men.

Awkward Tom is such a cum bucket...

cum bucket by TheBucketList September 25, 2010

cum catcher 

The area where the neck meets the sternum.

I was titty fucking her and I jizzed in her cum catcher!

cum catcher by Gus Schultz March 4, 2008

cum curdle 

Curdled cum left from an orgasm after masturbation

Rob left a cum curdle on his sock after masturbation

cum curdle by deniedcorpse October 16, 2009

Cum Pirate 

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face during a cumshot style ejaculation than their counterparts.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

Cum Pirate by Icky Ike April 4, 2010