Two fingers up

You want to suck your homies cock
You show two fingers up your homie is going to suck you off
by Kirjastorunkkari666 June 06, 2022
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two fingers up

two fingers up if im fit
russel:oi!am i fit?
stacey: yea!
russel:put two fingers up then
by lilysbigfatass June 04, 2022
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The Thalwil Two-Step

The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.
I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.
by Jon McDougal Stamerica June 26, 2007
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Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.
by Ausgirl123 January 28, 2019
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two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
by Justascot December 11, 2020
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Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door
There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped
by Nvious September 24, 2020
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Two face

Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.
"Niggas looked at me with one eye when they said shit. I can't trust two faces" - AMU Henry Smalls
by DottyFan May 29, 2024
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