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TRICO LAW

When you committing election crimes and is the boss of the organisation getting charged for RICO law like Donald Trump.
“I heard Bobby got hit with the TRICO law..”

“Yeah, he thought he was Trump and trying to put pressure on folks with his peoples..”
by Plush Puppi August 17, 2023
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Billy's law

An Amendment & Derivative of Poe's law.

Billy's law: it is impossible to determine which account is that of a legitimate insane American MAGA supporter and which is that of a russian bot. Both groups lack any intelligence and both spread insane conspiracy theories while buying twitter blue and their followers.

Author: @osint_69, t.me/osint_69

Posted by: DRS_$GME, been around for 84 years. Russia has no future t.ly/sZ4Op
Good example of Billy's law can be found below:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

For smooth brains out there..... you can't "pretend" to be disabled. It's illogical.

Stick Figure #1: HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR DURRRRRRRR
Stick Figure #2: fuck off retard
Stick Figure #1: JOKES ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
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The Morbius Law

After the release of Morbius (2022), congress passed a law requiring every movie to feature a character saying "It's (insert name here)-in' time!"
Guy 1: The best part of Barbie was when she said "It's Barbin' time!" then Barbed all over those bad guys.
Guy 2: Thank God for the Morbius Law.
by O' Chungus August 19, 2023
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Lenz's law

When you are attached to a person in a way that when you try to meet them your body gives you bad signs as in bad butterflies and then when you decide to stay away and cut all the connections your heart longs for them and desires for them to be around cuddling with you and then you try pull them close again. You also want them away from you but also close that you can't breathe(I mean while kissing).

Conclusion: But when you pull them closer, your body reacts as if it's sick (in a bad way)
If you push them away you want their cologne all over your body
This never happened with me but with this one guy my body keeps applying lenz's law.
by Devilish ✨ August 22, 2023
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Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
by mr purple nz August 24, 2023
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Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator
Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law
by Count Spicula September 9, 2023
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Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.
Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.
by ZlNO September 17, 2023
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