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slob juice 

refers to the prefered alcoholic beverage drunk by young adult males. ussually consumed by, in ritualised gatherings of their peers with the intended purpose of only controlled self destructive behaviour and gestures of anarchy. usually a premium strength lager.
" barmen, two pints of slob juice please, cheers mate."

"oi, do you fancy getting slobbed up tonight."
"yeah, get a few slob juice's down the hacket."
slob juice by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009
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Christmas Juice

An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"
"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"
Christmas Juice by MdotGeezy December 11, 2009

Bane Juice 

An unusually strong alcoholic beverage, usually a Captain and Diet Coke or a Vodka cocktail with only one mixer.
He almost sideswiped that truck because he had too many Bane Juices.
Bane Juice by BaNe BaNKs March 26, 2010

pooch juice 

The milky substance from the underside of an exceptionally disguting gunt.
Hey Mark, that whore just got pooch juice all over the passenger seat of my '89 Cutlass. Ima hafta cut a bitch.
pooch juice by cjmh November 7, 2010

Skippy Juice 

Skippy- a happy dude
Juice- anything you put in a cup

Skippy Juice - Anything Skippy puts in your cup
I'll have another cup of Skippy juice.
Is that Skippy's juice in that cup?
Skippy Juice by The Giginator April 25, 2011

Barney Juice 

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.
"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."
Barney Juice by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011

city juice 

Water that comes from a faucet .
He was thirsty so he filled up a pitcher of city juice.
city juice by vintagewords October 15, 2011