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Chinese Finger Trapping

When you harrow your member within the confines of a glass decanter and thyne fleshy blood rod starts to harden with euphoria preventing the release of thyne fleshy fun stick, causing damaging levels of throb indirectly causing decapitation of the bell-end.
Gareth was Chinese Finger Trapping with his significant other when suddenly the bottle spontaneously exploded and much like a 50.cal rifle shot into her pussy

also known as Zuckles Fleshlight
by oddbod_cal March 3, 2020
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butter finger

my cousin thought it was sweet to use his butter finger for my butthole . 😌
by butter 🧈 March 18, 2020
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Cadbury Finger Bash

Similar to a Tim Tam Slam, one bites the ends off a Cadbury finger biscuit and uses it as a straw with their desired hot beverage (or cold milk-based beverage), then before it melts/disintegrates, devour and enjoy.
“Hey, do you want a Cadbury finger with your coffee?“ “Heck yes, I’m going to Cadbury finger bash it.”
by minge biscuit March 23, 2020
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Angry Finger

You would think it was something to do with finger cramps from digitalizing your benafriend or dialing your own number.
I have vicious angry finger from all that butt blasting last night.
by Fodangle April 12, 2020
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Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a Chinese girl and your finger gets stuck inside of her.
by mondoduke May 23, 2020
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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
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